So, I am innocently surfing the CNN tech page today (no comments, please.) and I come across this article about how scientists have found the believed to be extinct, pygmy tarsiers. These things have not been seen in more than 80 years. And do you know why? They are evil! The article compares them to a Furby or a Gremlin, but it most reminds me of one of those scared ass things from the Quizno Subs commercials. Giant soulless eyes, disproportionate claws that look like witch hands . . . and “the animal can swivel its head around 180 degrees . . . have pointy triangular teeth.” (shiver) I could just imaging about about 20 of these things flying at me from under the bed or falling on my from a closet. Aaahh!